Not wanting to commit the same mistakes as the Indian T20 team, Indigo Consulting has issued a Fatwa on its Corporate Rink Soccer team ahead of the do-or-die battle on 15th (and hopefully 16th) of May.

The star-studded Indigo Consulting team, which boasts Footballer of the Year contenders like Lion Mess, Vain Rani, and Ronald McDonald, has been banned from:

a. eating any food, lest they develop diarrhoea ahead of the game
b. drinking any water or fluids, so that they do not overtly or covertly consume alcohol
c. practice or work-out lest they injure themselves
d. step out of the office, giving them no chance of sneaking away for a party
e. interacting with anyone else, lest they pick a fight and get their shirts torn (Mash will only provide one jersey!)

Needless to say, the team will not be attending the kick-off party tonight. After all, Indigo Consulting fans can be very volatile and unforgiving! Fans from the tech team, for instance, have been known to insert malicious code to ruin an errant project manager’s project. PM fans will simply impose impossible deadlines making errant designers work weekends.

So get ready for the greatest game on earth. Starts right after the team returns from the Corporate Rink Soccer tournament.